Vet Pick-Up Lines ♥️

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Love is in the air!

Have you been looking for some vet pick up lines to spice up things a little bit? Or are you falling for a veterinarian or veterinary nurse with a good sense of humor?

Maybe you are having a bad day at work, and you just need some veterinarian jokes to make you laugh! 

We created an infographic with some hilarious, smart, adventurous, and cheezy pun pick-up lines. Warning: some of them may be a bit dirty!

These pick-up lines can help you to lay the first stone!

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Let’s have a look at them and divide them by category, so it is easy to find the right one for your crush, girlfriend, boyfriend, or date.

Medical or Veterinary Pick-up Lines

Use them if you are going out with a vet student or someone who is always reading books about medical terminology!

  • Are you a pleural effusion? Because I can’t breathe when you’re around.
  • Roses are red; violets are blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
  • I’ve got a thermometer and a jar of vaseline with your name on it.
  • Is that a stethoscope in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
  • Girl, are you a white blood cell? Because I’m Neutrophilin you right meow?
  • Baby, I feel a hose-spraying in our immediate future!”

Cat and Dog Pick-up Lines

grey cat rubbing against labrador retriever puppy

For those who love small animals!

  • Are you a Golden Retriever? Because I can’t seem to contain my excitement when I’m around you. 
  • Hey baby, want to check me for ticks? 
  • Oh, you’re a vet! That’s great because I’m a sick animal.
  • Do you know any good vet? Because these puppies are sick. Points to flexed biceps.
  • I’ve been bad. Do you want to rub my nose and spank me? 
  • I think that I am going to have to put you down tonight!
  • Whoa! Look at those puppies!
  • If I look at you any longer, I’ll have to put on a satellite dish collar to keep from licking myself raw.
  • Can we do it doggie style?!? Hell, I have a doctorate!
  • If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hump my leg?
  • Give me a kiss! Give me a kiss! Who’s the good girl?!? Yes, you are a very good girl!
  • Hey, Baby, has this bar stool already been marked?
  • They say it’s a dog-eat-dog world. Rrrrowff!
  • Is it warm in here, or are you in heat?
  • If I had a dog that looked like you, I’d shave its ass and make it walk backward — to dinner and a movie.
  • Oooh, your butt smells great — is that Obsession?
  • Let’s get out of this toilet and go get a real drink.
  • …but that’s 21 in dog inches!
  • Are you a cat? Because you’re purrrrrrfect.
  • Babe, you’re cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz I want to take you home!
  • Hi, Can I domesticate you?
  • Are you a dog? Because I’d like to throw you a bone.

Pick-up Lines for the Birds!

  • Your beak says no, but your tail feathers say yes!
  • Do you like Eagles? Because I can make you soar.
  • Wanna Duck?
  • Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
two birds mating

Dog puns are another great way of flirting, you should really try them out! If you can’t get enough and need more vet pick-up lines in your flirt-cabulary, then head on over to jokes4us!

The BEST pick-up line. For someone who works in a veterinary practice and is in love with a staff member. Use this one when you REALLY love that person: 

“Of course, I will cover your weekend shift” 

What are the best and the worst pick-up lines you heard so far? ?

Share in the comments!

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