Love is in the air!
Have you been looking for some vet pick up lines to spice up things a little bit? Or are you falling for a veterinarian or veterinary nurse with a good sense of humor?
Maybe you are having a bad day at work, and you just need some veterinarian jokes to make you laugh!
We created an infographic with some hilarious, smart, adventurous, and cheezy pun pick-up lines. Warning: some of them may be a bit dirty!
These pick-up lines can help you to lay the first stone!
Let’s have a look at them and divide them by category, so it is easy to find the right one for your crush, girlfriend, boyfriend, or date.
Medical or Veterinary Pick-up Lines
Use them if you are going out with a vet student or someone who is always reading books about medical terminology!
- Are you a pleural effusion? Because I can’t breathe when you’re around.
- Roses are red; violets are blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
- I’ve got a thermometer and a jar of vaseline with your name on it.
- Is that a stethoscope in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
- Girl, are you a white blood cell? Because I’m Neutrophilin you right meow?
- Baby, I feel a hose-spraying in our immediate future!”
Cat and Dog Pick-up Lines
For those who love small animals!
- Are you a Golden Retriever? Because I can’t seem to contain my excitement when I’m around you.
- Hey baby, want to check me for ticks?
- Oh, you’re a vet! That’s great because I’m a sick animal.
- Do you know any good vet? Because these puppies are sick. Points to flexed biceps.
- I’ve been bad. Do you want to rub my nose and spank me?
- I think that I am going to have to put you down tonight!
- Whoa! Look at those puppies!
- If I look at you any longer, I’ll have to put on a satellite dish collar to keep from licking myself raw.
- Can we do it doggie style?!? Hell, I have a doctorate!
- If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hump my leg?
- Give me a kiss! Give me a kiss! Who’s the good girl?!? Yes, you are a very good girl!
- Hey, Baby, has this bar stool already been marked?
- They say it’s a dog-eat-dog world. Rrrrowff!
- Is it warm in here, or are you in heat?
- If I had a dog that looked like you, I’d shave its ass and make it walk backward — to dinner and a movie.
- Oooh, your butt smells great — is that Obsession?
- Let’s get out of this toilet and go get a real drink.
- …but that’s 21 in dog inches!
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purrrrrrfect.
- Babe, you’re cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz I want to take you home!
- Hi, Can I domesticate you?
- Are you a dog? Because I’d like to throw you a bone.
Pick-up Lines for the Birds!
- Your beak says no, but your tail feathers say yes!
- Do you like Eagles? Because I can make you soar.
- Wanna Duck?
- Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
The BEST pick-up line. For someone who works in a veterinary practice and is in love with a staff member. Use this one when you REALLY love that person:
“Of course, I will cover your weekend shift”
What are the best and the worst pick-up lines you heard so far? ?
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